Joke Topic - 'Perfect' - 1 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Perfect'.

You must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

When is a car driver, not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.

To error is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.

Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.