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Joke Topic - 'Penguins' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Penguins'.
A petrol attendant is filling a man's car when he notices that a small penguin is sitting in the back seat. The attendant turns to the man and asks what the deal is with the penguin.
'Well,' the man says. 'I found the little guy a few weeks ago wandering around looking sad. I've been going crazy thinking of things I can do for him.'
'There's a zoo just down the road,' replies the attendant. 'Why don't you take him there?'.
The man thanks the attendant, pays, and drives off to the zoo.
A few days later, the man pulls up to the petrol station and again is met by the attendant who notices that the penguin is still in the back of the car.
'I thought you were taking him to the zoo,' asks the attendant.
'I did, thanks, ' answers the man. 'He loved it, so I'm taking him to the beach today.'
4>'Well,' the man says. 'I found the little guy a few weeks ago wandering around looking sad. I've been going crazy thinking of things I can do for him.'
'There's a zoo just down the road,' replies the attendant. 'Why don't you take him there?'.
The man thanks the attendant, pays, and drives off to the zoo.
A few days later, the man pulls up to the petrol station and again is met by the attendant who notices that the penguin is still in the back of the car.
'I thought you were taking him to the zoo,' asks the attendant.
'I did, thanks, ' answers the man. 'He loved it, so I'm taking him to the beach today.'
Did you hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
2>He couldn't get the wrapper off.
Why don't elephants like penguins?
They can't get the wrapper off. (To whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
2>They can't get the wrapper off. (To whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
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