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Joke Topic - 'Pencils' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Pencils'.
Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you; there's no point to it.
2>I'd better not tell it to you; there's no point to it.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point?
1>Doctor: Can you get to the point?
What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.
1>Stationary.
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Dentists
What do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
1>A bit long in the tooth.
Sheep
Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
1>They go to Wool-mart!
Questions
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd, who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
1>Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd, who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
Parrots
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.
1>A dead parrot.
Football
Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't bother, you'd probably miss.
1>Johnny: Don't bother, you'd probably miss.
Budgies
What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.
1>A budget.
Insects
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
1>One, two, flea, go.
Noses
How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
1>Hide its trainers.
Sneezing
What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.
1>A chew.