Joke Topic - 'Pencils' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Pencils'.

Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you; there's no point to it.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point?

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.

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Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.

What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.

Why did the goose cross the road?
To have a gander at the other side.

You know you're getting old when the only sparkle in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

My brother was in a restaurant. He said, 'Waiter, why is this pie squashed?'
The waiter said, 'Well sir, you said 'I want a pie, and step on it.'

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.