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Joke Topic - 'Pencil'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pencil'.

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Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point.


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Cows

What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
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Bagpipes

Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!
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Tea

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
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Animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Blondes

Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
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Judges

Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
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Drunk

Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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A Man

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.

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