Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cows
What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.
Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
Bagpipes
Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!
Tea
Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
Animals
I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Blondes
Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
Judges
Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
Drunk
Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
A Man
What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.