Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Shopping
I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
Biscuits
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.
Overweight
Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
Dogs
Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
Dogs
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
Lawyers
Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
Girlfriends
I call my girlfriend "Sugar" because she is so refined.
Light Bulbs
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.