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Joke Topic - 'Pen Pals'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pen Pals'.

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Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.


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Shopping

I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
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Biscuits

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.
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Overweight

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
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Dogs

Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
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Dogs

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
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Lawyers

Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend "Sugar" because she is so refined.
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Light Bulbs

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.

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