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Joke Topic - 'Pearls'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pearls'.

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What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.


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Scottish

Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.
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Zombies

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Stupid

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?
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Cannibals

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A chicken that lays down.
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Cows

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
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Aliens

"And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)
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Fairies

What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.

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