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Joke Topic - 'Pearls'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pearls'.

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What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.


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Scottish

How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
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Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
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Walk

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
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Sarcasm

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Computers

What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
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Lawyers

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.
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Dogs

Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!

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