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Joke Topic - 'Pearls'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pearls'.


What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red who?


My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.

Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.


Justice - a decision in your favor.


What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.


What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.


What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.

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