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Joke Topic - 'Pearls'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pearls'.

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What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.


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Books

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Justice

Justice - a decision in your favor.
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Skeleton

What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
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Ducks

What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.
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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
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French

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.
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Frog

What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.

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