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Joke Topic - 'Peanuts'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Peanuts'.

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There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.
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What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.


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Cry

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
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Snowmen

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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Born Free

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.
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Burglar

Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go when they need a haircut?
To the scaredresscr.
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Lawyers

Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!
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Dyslexic

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
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The Titanic

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.

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