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Joke Topic - 'Peanuts'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Peanuts'.

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There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.
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What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.


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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Spaghetti

Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
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Dogs

Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
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Cows

Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.
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Teachers

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
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Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.
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Blondes

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Exits

Exits are on the way out

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