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Joke Topic - 'Peanuts'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Peanuts'.


There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.

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My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'


Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.


What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.


Where do footballers dance?
At a football.

Not Here

"Hello, I'm not here."


He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.


Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay


What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.


What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.

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