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Joke Topic - 'Peanuts'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Peanuts'.


There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo who?
Don't cry.


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Born Free

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.


Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.


Where do ghosts go when they need a haircut?
To the scaredresscr.

Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.


Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!


A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

The Titanic

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.

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