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Joke Topic - 'Peanut Butter'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Peanut Butter'.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!


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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
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Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?
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Astronaut

What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
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Football

Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
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Kilts

Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.
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Dog

What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
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Birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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Advice

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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Doctors

Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.

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