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Joke Topic - 'Peanut Butter'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Peanut Butter'.


What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!

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How the dickens should I know?


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The space bar.


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He had too many split ends.


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He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.


Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.


Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.

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