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Joke Topic - 'Peace And Quiet'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Peace And Quiet'.


Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.

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How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.

Light Bulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."


Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.

10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.


Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it


Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.

Santa Claus

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.


Gas rig men grilled by villagers


MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?

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