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Joke Topic - 'Peace And Quiet'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Peace And Quiet'.

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Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.


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Computers

Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.
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Divorce

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
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Cows

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Blondes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
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Scottish

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
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Dishwasher

My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

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