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Joke Topic - 'Peace And Quiet'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Peace And Quiet'.


Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.

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Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.


What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.


Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.


Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.


Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.


Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.


What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.


My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.


Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

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