Joke Topic - 'Peace And Quiet'

Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.

"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?"
"A rash of good luck!"

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.

Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.

Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.

I like my job it's the work I hate.