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Joke Topic - 'Pay'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Pay'.

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A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
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If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
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Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Puppy

Is dogma a puppy mommy?
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Salad

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.
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Rabbits

How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.
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Batman

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
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Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
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Today

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Whatcha.
Whatcha who?
Whatcha going to do today?
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Bees

What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.
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Tea

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

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