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Joke Topic - 'Pay'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Pay'.


A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.


How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"


Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.


What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.

A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.


Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.


My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?


Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.


What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.

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