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Joke Topic - 'Pay'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Pay'.

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A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
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If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
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Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.
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Engineers

How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"
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Fish

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
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Umpire

What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.
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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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Blondes

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
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Cats

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Waiters

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.

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