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Joke Topic - 'Pay' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Pay'.
A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
2>I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
1>If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
1>If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
1>Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
2>Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
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Eagles
Why did the eagle sit on top of the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
2>It was a bird of pray.
Consultants
A business consultant can tell you how to run your business but isn't smart enough to run his own.
2>Blondes
What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue.
2>A rebel without a clue.
Cars
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
2>Don't look, I'm changing.
Police
A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
2>Teachers
In school, I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.
2>She couldn't afford a dog.
Elephants
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look silly carrying suitcases.
2>Because they would look silly carrying suitcases.
Lightbulbs
How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to complete the paperwork.
2>45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to complete the paperwork.
Singing
What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.
2>A quartet.