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Joke Topic - 'Patients'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Patients'.

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Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.
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When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."


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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
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Spell

I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
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Drums

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.
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Fish

Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.
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Scientists

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
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Chickens

How can you tell if a chicken likes you?
It gives you a peck on the cheek.
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Bee

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
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Born On A Farm

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

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