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Joke Topic - 'Patients'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Patients'.

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Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.
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When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."


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Pigs

How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.
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Girlfriends

Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
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Dynamite

What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
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Laugh

You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.
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Monopolies

Why is there only one monopolies commission?
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Friend

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!
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Elephant

Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
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Hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
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Dogs

Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do

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