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Joke Topic - 'Patients'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Patients'.


Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."

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