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Joke Topic - 'Patients'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Patients'.

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Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.
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When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."


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Armageddon

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of this place.
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Stealing

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
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Love

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.
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Cows

How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.
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Driving

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be
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Elections

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
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Restaurant

What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Dracula

Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.
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House

I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.

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