Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - P / Joke Topic - Patients - 1

Joke Topic - 'Patients'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Patients'.

$text4

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.
$text4

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Road

What's that up the road? A head?
$text4

This Morning

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
$text4

For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
$text4

Favorite

What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
$text4

Teachers

Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
$text4

Wife

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
$text4

Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
$text4

Ducks

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.
$text4

Teacher

I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.

This is page 1 of 1