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Joke Topic - 'Patients'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Patients'.


Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."

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Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.


Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.


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"I went fly-fishing yesterday."
"Did you catch anything?"
"Yes, a bluebottle."


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!

A Skeleton

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.

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