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Joke Topic - 'Patients'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Patients'.

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Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.
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When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."


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Brains

Lack Of Brains Hinders Research
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Santa Claus

How does santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."
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Mother

Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.
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Teachers

Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
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Cows

Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.
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Fish

Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.
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Fishing

"I went fly-fishing yesterday."
"Did you catch anything?"
"Yes, a bluebottle."
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Pizza

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!
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A Skeleton

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.

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