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Joke Topic - 'Patients' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Patients'.
After making the new patient feel at ease on the couch, the therapist started the therapy. "I don't know what your problem is," the doctor said. "Maybe you should start from the beginning," he said.
The patient said, "Of course." "Before anything else, I made the Heavens and the Earth..."
3>The patient said, "Of course." "Before anything else, I made the Heavens and the Earth..."
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you must be a little patient.
1>Doctor: Well, you must be a little patient.
Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead, Doctor. If you find it, you can have it.
2>Patient: Go ahead, Doctor. If you find it, you can have it.
Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!
2>Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
2>Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
Engineers
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply let Marketing explain that 'Dead Bulb' is a benefit.
2>None. They simply let Marketing explain that 'Dead Bulb' is a benefit.
Weddings
Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
2>Dogs
Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
2>His bark was much worse than his bite.
Birds
What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
2>Jail-birds.
Pop Stars
What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
2>Vet, Vet, Vet.
Ghosts
What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
2>A recipe spook.
Burgers
Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. It'll be round.
2>Waiter: No, sir. It'll be round.
Bagpipes
Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
If someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!
2>If someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!