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Joke Topic - 'Passengers'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Passengers'.

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
Passengers hit by canceled trains
Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Insects

Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.

Chickens

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.

Waiters

Waiter to customer: 'I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?'

Thinking

Tact: The unsaid part of what you are thinking.

Doctors

George: 'Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?'
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets.'

Psychiatrists

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.

Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!

Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.

Dogs

Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
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