Joke Topic - 'Passengers' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Passengers'.

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

Passengers hit by canceled trains

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!

How did the farmer locate his lost cow?
He tractor down.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not

Customer: Would you please let me try on the dress in the window?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.

A Scottish gift: 'It's nae mair use to me; ye're welcome to it.'

'Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.