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Joke Topic - 'Passengers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Passengers'.

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Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
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Passengers hit by cancelled trains


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Blondes

How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
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Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
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Vacation

What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.
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Mediocre

Only the mediocre are always at their best
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Crab

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
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Microscope

Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.
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The World

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Bachelors

Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
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Teddy Bear

What do you call a happy teddy bear?
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