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Joke Topic - 'Passengers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Passengers'.

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Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
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Passengers hit by cancelled trains


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Fish

What do fish play on the piano?
Scales!
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Fat

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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Kitchen

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.
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A Pencil

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.
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Pets

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
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Offices

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
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Doctors

Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.
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Dieting

Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.

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