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Joke Topic - 'Passenger'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Passenger'.


Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.

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You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?


Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.


"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."

A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.


Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.


Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.


What breed of dog gets on everyone's nerves?
A great pane.


What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.


I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

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