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Joke Topic - 'Passenger'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Passenger'.


Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut who?
Doughnut keep me waiting here!

Leave You Alone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?


Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?

Wet Paint

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction


Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.


Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!

The Meek

The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?


For weeks I've been telling you not to buy anything for my birthday and yet you still forgot to bring me something.


Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.

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