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Joke Topic - 'Passenger'


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Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.


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Personality

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?
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Coffee

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
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Matrimony

"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.
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Zombies

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Dogs

What breed of dog gets on everyone's nerves?
A great pane.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
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Nicer

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

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