Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Toaster
Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
Listened
Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
Jacket
What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.
Mother
Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
Hotel
The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
Lawyers
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.
A Mistake
I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
Cows
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo-souri.
Drunks
"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."