Joke Topic - 'Parties'

Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.

Football is only a game - until your team loses.

Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.

What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'

Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.

Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.