Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Not Old
You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.
Waiters
'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
Lawyers
What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...
Price
The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
Puzzles
What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
Baker
Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.
Nose
How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
Snow
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
A Bad Stomach
I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.