Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Reality
Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality
Cricket
Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.
Computers
What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.
Dogs
We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
Stealing
The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
Man
Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
Dentists
When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.
Ghosts
What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.