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Joke Topic - 'Parties'


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What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.


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Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Checkers

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.
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Old

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
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Girlfriends

Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna break down this door if you don't open it!
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Sausages

Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.
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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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Toads

What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
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Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.

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