Joke Topic - 'Parties'

You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'

What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...

The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.

I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.