Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Witches
Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.
Football
Football is only a game - until your team loses.
Mother
Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.
Balloon
What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'
Dogs
Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
Skiers
Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.
Sarcasm
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Scottish
Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven
days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
The Sun
Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.