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Joke Topic - 'Parrots' - 2


This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Parrots'.

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What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.
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What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
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What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.
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What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
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What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.
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What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.


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Roads

Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
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Suggestions

Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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Car Drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
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Trousers

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
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Football

Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?
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Elephants

Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
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Reincarnation

Reincarnation is making a comeback

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