Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Roads
Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
Suggestions
Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
Spaceman
What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
Car Drivers
When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
Trousers
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
Football
Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?
Elephants
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
Reincarnation
Reincarnation is making a comeback