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Joke Topic - 'Parliament' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Parliament'.

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.

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