Joke Topic - 'Parliament' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Parliament'.

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.

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Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.

Shock me; say something intelligent.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Waiter, waiter, what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.

What TV program is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rock-et.

Don't overtax yourself; it's the government's job to do that.