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Joke Topic - 'Parliament'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Parliament'.

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Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.


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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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Quarterbacks

Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.
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Even

How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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Christmas

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
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Thought

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

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