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Joke Topic - 'Parliament'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Parliament'.
Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
Elected.
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The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.
A Bandstand
How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.
Take their chairs away.
Zombies
What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
A dead ringer.
Santa Claus
What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
Santa Claus
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Golf
"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."
"Under an assumed name."
Tax
Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.
Rabbits
What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
Hot cross bunnies.
Father Christmas
What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.
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