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Joke Topic - 'Parliament'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Parliament'.

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Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.


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Mother-in-law

The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.
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A Bandstand

How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.
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Zombies

What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
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Santa Claus

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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Golf

"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."
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Tax

Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.
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Rabbits

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.

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