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Joke Topic - 'Parliament'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Parliament'.

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Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.


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The Butler

Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
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French

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
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Australians

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
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Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
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Saliva

Saliva drools O.K.
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Blondes

Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.
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Wife

My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
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Fired

Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.
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Octopus

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

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