Joke Topic - 'Parliament'

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.

What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!

Man Denies He Committed Suicide

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.

What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.

How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!