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Joke Topic - 'Parliament'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Parliament'.


Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?

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The Butler

Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.


Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.


How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.

Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.


Saliva drools O.K.


Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.


My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.


Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.


Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

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