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Joke Topic - 'Parking'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Parking'.

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How do you park a computer?
You back it up.


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Stealing

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
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Failure

Predestination was doomed to failure from the start
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
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Dogs

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
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Dracula

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
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Fish

How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.
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Mudpack

John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.
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Baseball

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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