Joke Topic - 'Parking'

What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.

Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.

What do you call a wizard who travels in outer space?
A flying sorcerer.

I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.

I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.

"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?