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Joke Topic - 'Parking'


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How do you park a computer?
You back it up.


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Shopping

I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
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Bees

How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
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Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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Price

The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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Bowling Balls

Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
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Lawyers

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Checkers

Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.

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