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Joke Topic - 'Parking' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Parking'.
How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
You back it up.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a car!
Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.
Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.
Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
He parked in a snow parking zone.
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Consultants
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
Pigs
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.
They threw a sowprize party.
Count Dracula
Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
He said it was in his blood.
Bagpipes
How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
Chickens
Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
Lawyers
Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
To get to the car accident on the other side.
Dancing
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Dogs
What would it be called if Fairbanks, Alaska, passed a law outlawing all dogs?
Dogless Fairbanks!
Dogless Fairbanks!
Dogs
Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?