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Joke Topic - 'Parking'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Parking'.


How do you park a computer?
You back it up.

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What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.


Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got


How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.


What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!


How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.


'You wouldn't think I'd bought this car second-hand, would you?'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'

Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.


Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.


What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.

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