Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cats
What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.
Optician
Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.
Disco
I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
Christmas
What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
Travels
What do you call a wizard who travels in outer space?
A flying sorcerer.
Blood
I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.
Girlfriends
I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.
Salary
"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
Restaurants
Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?