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Joke Topic - 'Parking'


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How do you park a computer?
You back it up.


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Bananas

What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
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Stupid

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
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Conferences

A conference is simply an admission that you want somebody else to join you in your troubles.
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Marry

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.
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Speak

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!
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Chickens

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
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Towels

What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.
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Christmas Party

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.

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