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Joke Topic - 'Parking'


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How do you park a computer?
You back it up.


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Dynamite

What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
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Hypochondria

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got
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Skeleton

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
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Cookies

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
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Witches

How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.
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Cars

'You wouldn't think I'd bought this car second-hand, would you?'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'
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Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
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Baseball

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Dogs

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.

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