Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Stealing
The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
Pigs
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
Failure
Predestination was doomed to failure from the start
Soccer
What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
Dogs
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
Dracula
What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
Fish
How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.
Mudpack
John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.
Baseball
Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.