Joke Topic - 'Parking'

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!

Predestination was doomed to failure from the start

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.

How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.

John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.