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Joke Topic - 'Parking'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Parking'.

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How do you park a computer?
You back it up.


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Cats

What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.
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Optician

Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.
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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Christmas

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
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Travels

What do you call a wizard who travels in outer space?
A flying sorcerer.
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Blood

I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.
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Salary

"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
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Restaurants

Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?

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