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Joke Topic - 'Parking'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Parking'.
How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
You back it up.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a car!
Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.
Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.
Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
He parked in a snow parking zone.
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Crime is merely politics without excuses.
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Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.
Because talk is cheep.
Girlfriends
My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, it's hard to keep down.
Frogs
What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.
You croak.
Boyfriends
Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.
Vacations
Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.
They head for the Dead Sea.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you, sir, I would recommend a diet.
For you, sir, I would recommend a diet.
Bark
What has a bark but no bite?
A tree.
A tree.
Roosters
What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.