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Joke Topic - 'Parking'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Parking'.


How do you park a computer?
You back it up.

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I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.


Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."


How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.


What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.


The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.


What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.

Bowling Balls

Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.


Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.


Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.

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