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Joke Topic - 'Parking Zone'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Parking Zone'.

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Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.


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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
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Alcohol

Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
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Men

What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.
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Lumberjacks

I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.
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Baker

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.
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Brains

Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
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Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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Computers

Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

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