Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Witch
Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
Alcohol
Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
Men
What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.
Lumberjacks
I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.
Baker
Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.
Brains
Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
Light Bulbs
How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
Computers
Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.