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Joke Topic - 'Parking Zone'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Parking Zone'.

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Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.


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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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Police

A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.
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A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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A Bakery

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
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Someone

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
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Hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
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Dogs

Which type of dog always know what time it is?
A watch dog!
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Married

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
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Students

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.

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