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Joke Topic - 'Parking Zone'


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Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.


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Cannonball

My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
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Bulls

What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.
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Fish

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!
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Cricket

I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.
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Onions

How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
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Chickens

My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
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Months

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
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Zoom

Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?
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Government

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.

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