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Joke Topic - 'Parking Zone'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Parking Zone'.
Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
He parked in a snow parking zone.
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Cannonball
My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
Bulls
What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.
A bulldozer.
Fish
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!
Because it has its own scales!
Cricket
I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.
Onions
How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
Chickens
My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
Months
Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
Zoom
Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?
Government
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
The bonds mature.
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