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Joke Topic - 'Park'


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Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
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Rabbits

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
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Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
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Teachers

Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
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Magistrates

Magistrates act to keep theaters open
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Hippy

What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.

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