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Joke Topic - 'Park'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Park'.


Now where did I park my hard drive?

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a car!
Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.

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My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.

King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.


Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.


Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.


What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.


When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.


What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.

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