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Joke Topic - 'Park'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Park'.


Now where did I park my hard drive?

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a car!
Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.

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What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.


Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.

Bank Robbers

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.


How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?


He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.

Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.


Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.

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