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Joke Topic - 'Park'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Park'.

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Now where did I park my hard drive?
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Patient: Doctor, I feel like a car!
Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.


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Parties

What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
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Vampires

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
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Bank Robbers

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
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Monopoly

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
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Proverb

He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.
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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
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Personality

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
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Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
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Cricket

Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.

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