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Joke Topic - 'Park'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Park'.

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Now where did I park my hard drive?
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Patient: Doctor, I feel like a car!
Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.


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Accountants

My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.
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King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.
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Arguing

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
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Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
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Librarians

When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.
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Seasick

What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.

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