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Joke Topic - 'Paris'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Paris'.


If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?

What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.

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Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.


If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.


How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".

Pay Attention

Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.

Your Opinion

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.


What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.


Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.

A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.

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