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Joke Topic - 'Paris'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Paris'.

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If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?
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What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.


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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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Girlfriends

What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."
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A Hunch

Bill: I have a hunch.
David: Really? I thought you were just round-shouldered.
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Blondes

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
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Pessimists

What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.
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Husband

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
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Tourists

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
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Count Dracula

What does Count Dracula like to do every morning at eleven?
Take a coffin-break.
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Birds

What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.

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