Joke Topic - 'Paris'

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.

What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.

What are ducks favorite television programs?
Duckumentaries.

Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.

Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.