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Joke Topic - 'Paris'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Paris'.

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If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?
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What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.


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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.
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Athletes

If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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Pay Attention

Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
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Your Opinion

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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Ugly

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
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Birds

Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.
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Football

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.
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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.

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