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Joke Topic - 'Paris'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Paris'.

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If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?
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What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.


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Landlord

The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
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Men

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
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Synonyms

Is there another word for synonym?
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Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
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Friday

He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.
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Hotel

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
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Eyes

Eye drops off shelf
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Pizza

Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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