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Joke Topic - 'Paris'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Paris'.


If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?

What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.

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No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.

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