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Joke Topic - 'Paranoid'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Paranoid'.

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Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.
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Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
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I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me
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Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Mouse

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Light Bulbs

What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.
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Christmas

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
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Toads

What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.
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Cats

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
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Sharks

Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
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Quasimodo

How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.
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Stairs

'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'

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