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Joke Topic - 'Paranoid'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Paranoid'.

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Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.
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Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
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I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me
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Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Toilets

Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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Bars

What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).
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Cars

This is not an abandoned vehicle
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
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Kidding

"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.
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Marriage

Marriage: The first union to defy management.
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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Scotsman

How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
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Cars

Do me a favor...Steal this car.

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