Joke Topic - 'Paranoid'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Paranoid'.

Did you hear about the paranoid bloodhound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.

How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb?
Who wants to know?

I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me

Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.

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Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.

What must be the quietest sport?
10-pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many doyouthink it takes?

What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name 'Lucky'

Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.