Joke Topic - 'Paranoid' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Paranoid'.

Did you hear about the paranoid bloodhound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.

How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb?
Who wants to know?

I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me

Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.

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Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!

Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink.
I get drunk.
I fall down.
No problem.

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.

You should laugh at your problems; everyone else does.

Please, no deja vu. I don't want to go through that again.

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!