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Joke Topic - 'Paranoid'
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Paranoid'.
Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.
He was convinced that certain people were following him.
Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
Who wants to know?
I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me
Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
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Teachers
Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.
Pupil: At the bottom.
Rabbits
What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!
Lettuce alone!
Christmas Trees
Why are Christmas trees not very good at
knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.
Because they are always dropping their needles.
Mosquitoes
What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.
How to draw blood.
Cars
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
Brake dance.
Towels
What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.
A towel.
Prunes
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Less
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura less.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura less.
Drinking
I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
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