Joke Topic - 'Paranoia'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Paranoia'.

Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.

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Birds

Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.

What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.

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