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Joke Topic - 'Paranoia'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Paranoia'.

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Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.


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Sings

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
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Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
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Idiot

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
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Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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Scotsmen

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.
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Cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
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Newspaper

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.

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