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Joke Topic - 'Paranoia'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Paranoia'.

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Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.


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USA

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.
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Fish

Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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Married

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
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Doctors

Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.
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Medication

Is it time for your medication or mine?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.
Sit!
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Orange

Patient: Doctor, I feel like an orange!
Doctor: Have you tried playing squash?
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.

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