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Joke Topic - 'Paranoia'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Paranoia'.

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Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.


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Scary

What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!
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Bees

Name the bees' favourite pop star.
Sting.
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Politicians

Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
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Candle

What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!
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Cannibals

1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.
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Maths

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
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Politicians

Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.
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Girlfriends

What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.
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Rabbits

How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.

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