Joke Topic - 'Paranoia'

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.

Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.