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Joke Topic - 'Paranoia'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Paranoia'.

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Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.
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Someone

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
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Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!
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Prisoners

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
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Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
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Will

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.
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School

Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
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Texas

Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.

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