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Joke Topic - 'Paranoia'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Paranoia'.

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Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.


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Hypochondriacs

Hypochondriacs make me sick
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Wives

Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
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Restaurants

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
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Checkers

Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.
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Computers

What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.
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Tennis

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
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Computers

Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
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Tourists

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

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