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Joke Topic - 'Parakeets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Parakeets'.

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What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.


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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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Doctors

Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
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Dog

Dog Attacks Rocket
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Student

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
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Happy Meal

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
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Experts

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
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Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.

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