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Joke Topic - 'Paper'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Paper'.


What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.

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How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.


George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."


When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.


Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.


What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."


Why did the lightbulb not go to college?
Because it wasn't very bright.


The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.


Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!

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