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Joke Topic - 'Paper'


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What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
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Cats

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
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Convicts

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.
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Keyhole

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.
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Parents

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
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Doctors

What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
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Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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