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Joke Topic - 'Paper'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Paper'.

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What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!
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Free

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
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Bananas

What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
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A Bakery

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
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Waiters

Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
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Professors

Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
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Cows

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
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Cats

Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Successful

What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume.
A best smeller.

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