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Joke Topic - 'Paper'


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What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.


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Pigs

What should do you do for a pig that has a sore leg?
Rub it with oinkment.
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Students

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
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Wisdom

What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
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Kilts

Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.
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Angel

What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!
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Dogs

Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
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Set

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
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Today

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Whatcha.
Whatcha who?
Whatcha going to do today?
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