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Joke Topic - 'Paper'


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What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.


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College

Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
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Christmas

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
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Blondes

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.
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Horses

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
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Monsters

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.
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Scottish

Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.
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Zoom

Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?
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Sing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.

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