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Joke Topic - 'Paper'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Paper'.


What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.

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The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.

Buckingham Palace

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.


What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.

Teddy Bear

What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?


Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.


What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.


To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.


Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie who?
Annie body at home?

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