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Joke Topic - 'Paper'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Paper'.

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What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.


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Politicians

The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
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Buckingham Palace

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.
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Teddy Bear

What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
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Photographers

Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
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Victorian

What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.
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Human

To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.
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Waiters

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?

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