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Joke Topic - 'Pane'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pane'.


Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.

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Your Opinion

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.


Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."


I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!


What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.

The Difference

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.


'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'


Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.


Which vampire likes to eat junk food?


This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'

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