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Joke Topic - 'Pane'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pane'.

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Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.


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Hen

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
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Hired

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.
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Fish

What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
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Idiot

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
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Students

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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Violin

What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
Fiddler on the hoof.
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Human

To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.
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Christmas Cracker

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
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Worry

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

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