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Joke Topic - 'Pane'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pane'.


Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.

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What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.


A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."


I think, therefore I'm not an MP.


Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.


Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.


Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.


What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.


Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?


Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?

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