Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Change A Light Bulb
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?
Antiques
Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale
Lawyers
Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
Salesman
Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
Cats
What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
Worry
You worry too much about your job. Stop it.
You're not paid enough to worry.
Cars
What do you call a country where all of the cars are pink?
A pink carnation.
Cars
Do me a favor...Steal this car.
Blondes
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only
6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.