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Joke Topic - 'Pane'


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Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.


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Your Opinion

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
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Vegetables

I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
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The Difference

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
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Mother-in-law

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
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French

Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.
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Vampires

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
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Doctors

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'

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