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Joke Topic - 'Pane'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pane'.

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Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.


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Exam

What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.
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Restaurant

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Politicians

I think, therefore I'm not an MP.
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Blondes

Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.
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Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Banana

Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
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Toilets

Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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Sound

Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?

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