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Joke Topic - 'Pane'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pane'.

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Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.


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Song

I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.
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Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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Pigs

Pigs might fly but this one drives
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Skeletons

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Dandruff

Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
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Human

To err is human, to moo bovine.
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School

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
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Answer

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?

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