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Joke Topic - 'Pancakes'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pancakes'.

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Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.
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Why is a game of baseball like pancakes?
Because they both need batters.


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What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
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Christmas

Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.
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Psychiatrists

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.
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Mother

Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.
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Mother-in-law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
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Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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Lawyers

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
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Golf

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
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Scottish

Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.

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