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Joke Topic - 'Pancakes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pancakes'.

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Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.


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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
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Courts

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
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Skunks

What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
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Factory

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.
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Even

How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.
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Bananas

What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
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Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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Politicians

It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
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Elephants

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.

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