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Joke Topic - 'Pancakes'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pancakes'.

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Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.
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Why is a game of baseball like pancakes?
Because they both need batters.


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Cannibals

"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."
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Waiters

Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
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Postmen

Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
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Dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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Astronauts

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?
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Idiot

Bill: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
John: I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Ghosts

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.
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Quasimodo

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.

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