Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Football
What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
Dentists
What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.
Broke
I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
Kings
When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
Thunder
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.
Blondes
Q: What does a blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservations.
Sausage Rolls
How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
Jewelry
What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
Christmas
What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.