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Joke Topic - 'Pampered'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pampered'.

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What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.


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Football

What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
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Dentists

What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.
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Broke

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
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Kings

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
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Thunder

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.
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Blondes

Q: What does a blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservations.
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Sausage Rolls

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
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Jewelry

What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
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Christmas

What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.

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