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Joke Topic - 'Pampered'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pampered'.

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What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.


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Absentmindedness

There are two things I dislike in a person -
Absentmindedness and... I can't remember the other one.
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Dogs

Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
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Policemen

Where do policemen live?
999 Letsbe Avenue.
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The Alphabet

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
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Silence

Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!
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For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
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Santa Claus

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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Divorce

What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.

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