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Joke Topic - 'Painter'


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Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?


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Mosquito

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
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Light Bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
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Cannibals

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.
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Christmas

Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.
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Monsters

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.
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Voting

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
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Football

Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.

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