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Joke Topic - 'Painter'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Painter'.
Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?
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Dogs
Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
Eggs
What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'
Boss
When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
How Are You
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
Baseball
In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
The catcher’s mutt.
Frogs
What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.
A croaker spaniel.
French
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.
For Granted
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
Tires
Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
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