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Joke Topic - 'Painter'


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Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?


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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
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Insects

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.
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Best Behavior

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya.
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.
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Vikings

Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
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Shopping

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Elephants

Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
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Snowmen

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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Lawyers

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.

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