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Joke Topic - 'Painter'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Painter'.
Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?
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Fish
What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
A starfish.
Insects
What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.
Stop bugging me.
Best Behavior
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya.
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.
Who's there?
Anya.
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.
Vikings
Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
They prefer to use Norse code.
Shopping
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
Lawyers
Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
Because it was in a pickle.
Elephants
Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
Snowmen
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Frostbite.
Lawyers
Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
In the graveyard.
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