Joke Topic - 'Painter'

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.

Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.

Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.