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Joke Topic - 'Painter'


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Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?


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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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Eggs

What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'
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Boss

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
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How Are You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
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Baseball

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.
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French

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.
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For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
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Tires

Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.

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