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Joke Topic - 'Paint'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Paint'.

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A decorator was painting a house and the owner came home to find the man rushing about like a mad thing with his brushes.
'Why are you working so fast?' he asked.
'Well, you see, sir, the paint's running low and I want to finish the job before it's all gone.'
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An idiot was given the job of painting white lines down the middle of a road. On his first day he painted eight miles, on his second day he painted 3 miles, and on his third day he painted just one mile. The boss was not pleased. He asked him, "Why is it that you are painting less each day?"
"Because each day I get further away from the can of paint."
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I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
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What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.


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What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."
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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
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Pessimists

What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.
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Police

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Dinosaur

What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor I can't stop sneezing - is there anything you can give me?
How about a tissue?

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