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Joke Topic - 'Paint' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Paint'.

A decorator was painting a house, and the owner came home to find the man rushing about like a mad thing with his brushes.
'Why are you working so fast?' he asked.
'Well, you see, sir, the paint's running low, and I want to finish the job before it's all gone.'

An idiot was given the job of painting white lines down the middle of a road. On his first day, he painted eight miles; on his second day, he painted 3 miles; and on his third day, he painted just one mile. The boss was not pleased. He asked him, 'Why is it that you are painting less each day?'
'Because each day I get further away from the can of paint.'

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.

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