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Joke Topic - 'Paint'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Paint'.

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A decorator was painting a house and the owner came home to find the man rushing about like a mad thing with his brushes.
'Why are you working so fast?' he asked.
'Well, you see, sir, the paint's running low and I want to finish the job before it's all gone.'
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An idiot was given the job of painting white lines down the middle of a road. On his first day he painted eight miles, on his second day he painted 3 miles, and on his third day he painted just one mile. The boss was not pleased. He asked him, "Why is it that you are painting less each day?"
"Because each day I get further away from the can of paint."
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I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
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What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.


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Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
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Snowmen

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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Penny

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!
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Fish

Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
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Witches

What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.
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Smart

He's as smart as a politician is honest.
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Old

When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?
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Your Opinion

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

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