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Joke Topic - 'Pain'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pain'.


Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.

Patient: 'Doctor, my wooden leg keeps giving me the most awful pain.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.

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If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.


Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.


What do owls celebrate at the end of October?


Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.


What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.

Half A Mind

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!


What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.


Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.


What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.

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