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Joke Topic - 'Pain' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pain'.
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
He was a right pain in the neck.
Patient: 'Doctor, my wooden leg keeps giving me the most awful pain.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
It's a real pain in the neck.
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
French
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Because they don't like fast food.
Blondes
How did a blonde become injured when raking leaves?
She fell from the tree!
She fell from the tree!
Ducks
What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
Safe quackers.
Snails
Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes, there are, Sir; I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes, there are, Sir; I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
Husbands
Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.
Tickets
He has a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
Frogs
Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
Knee-deep.
Cows
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
Barbers
What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
A barbarian!!