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Joke Topic - 'Pain' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pain'.

Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
Patient: 'Doctor, my wooden leg keeps giving me the most awful pain.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.

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French

Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.

Blondes

How did a blonde become injured when raking leaves?
She fell from the tree!

Ducks

What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.

Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes, there are, Sir; I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.

Husbands

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.

Tickets

He has a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.

Frogs

Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.

Cows

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.

Barbers

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
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