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Joke Topic - 'Pain'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pain'.


Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.

Patient: 'Doctor, my wooden leg keeps giving me the most awful pain.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.

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What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.

Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?


Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.


Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'

Christmas Party

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.


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At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.

A Mouse

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.

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