French
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Blondes
How did a blonde become injured when raking leaves?
She fell from the tree!
Ducks
What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
Snails
Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes, there are, Sir; I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
Husbands
Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.
Tickets
He has a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
Frogs
Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
Cows
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
Barbers
What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!