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Joke Topic - 'Pain'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pain'.

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Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
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Patient: 'Doctor, my wooden leg keeps giving me the most awful pain.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
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What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
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Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.


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Broke

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
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Barman

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
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Count Dracula

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
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Golf

Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!
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A Strawberry

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'
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Doctors

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'
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Inferiority

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
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Computers

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
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Boxing

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!

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