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Joke Topic - 'Pain'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pain'.

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Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
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Patient: 'Doctor, my wooden leg keeps giving me the most awful pain.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
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What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
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Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.


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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
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Light Bulbs

What kind of bulbs should you never water?
Light bulbs.
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Dogs

What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
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Pigs

What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.
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Dogs

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
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Dracula

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
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Cannibals

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.

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