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Joke Topic - 'Pain'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pain'.
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
He was a right pain in the neck.
Patient: 'Doctor, my wooden leg keeps giving me the most awful pain.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
It's a real pain in the neck.
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
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Girlfriends
If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.
Oranges
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
It ran out of juice.
Owls
What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.
Owl-oween.
Yodel
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
Cars
What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.
A car-toonist.
Half A Mind
Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
Aliens
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
Something from another universe -ity.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
Dentists
What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.
A molar bear.
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