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Joke Topic - 'Pain' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pain'.
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
2>He was a right pain in the neck.
Patient: 'Doctor, my wooden leg keeps giving me the most awful pain.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
3>Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
1>It's a real pain in the neck.
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
1>Because he's a real pain in the neck.
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Blondes
What work does a blonde do in an M&M factory? Proofreading.
1>Married
Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
1>Jean: Constantly.
Father Christmas
What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.
1>Father Christmas on roller skates.
Chocolate
He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
1>Horses
What do you call a horse that has Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
1>A zebra.
Skeletons
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
1>Because he knew no body would dance with him.
Dogs
What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
1>A bark-itect.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
1>Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
Sherlock Holmes
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
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