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Joke Topic - 'Pain'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pain'.

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Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
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Patient: 'Doctor, my wooden leg keeps giving me the most awful pain.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
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What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
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Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Work

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
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Reality

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
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Phone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
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Marry

Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Wives

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
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Horse

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a horse.
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!
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Boyfriends

Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.

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