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Joke Topic - 'Pain'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pain'.


Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.

Patient: 'Doctor, my wooden leg keeps giving me the most awful pain.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.

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Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.


What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.


How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!


What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?


Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.


If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?


1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.


Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.

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