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Joke Topic - 'Pain'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pain'.
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
He was a right pain in the neck.
Patient: 'Doctor, my wooden leg keeps giving me the most awful pain.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
It's a real pain in the neck.
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Fish
How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.
They go by octobus.
Teachers
Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.
Looney-versity.
Parrots
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.
A dead parrot.
Birds
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
He didn't give a hoot.
Driving
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Weddings
My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.
Computers
How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
You back it up.
Barman
Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."
Pilot
Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
Because he was plane crazy.
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