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Joke Topic - 'Pain'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pain'.
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
He was a right pain in the neck.
Patient: 'Doctor, my wooden leg keeps giving me the most awful pain.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
It's a real pain in the neck.
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Broke
I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
Barman
What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
Olive or twist?
Count Dracula
What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
A drain in the neck.
Golf
Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!
A Strawberry
This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'
Doctors
This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'
Inferiority
My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
Computers
What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
Chips.
Boxing
When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!
When he is seeing stars!
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