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Joke Topic - 'Pain'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pain'.

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Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
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Patient: 'Doctor, my wooden leg keeps giving me the most awful pain.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
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What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
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Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.


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Girlfriends

If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.
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Oranges

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
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Owls

What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Cars

What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.
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Half A Mind

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
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Aliens

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
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Dentists

What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.

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