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Joke Topic - 'Pain'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pain'.

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Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
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Patient: 'Doctor, my wooden leg keeps giving me the most awful pain.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
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What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
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Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.


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Dogs

What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.
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Sherlock Holmes

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.
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Sheep

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.
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Santa

How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
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Easy

What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
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Wedding

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
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Bankers

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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Cannibals

1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.
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Recovered

Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.

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