Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - P / Joke Topic - Pain - 1
Joke Topic - 'Pain'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pain'.
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
He was a right pain in the neck.
Patient: 'Doctor, my wooden leg keeps giving me the most awful pain.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
It's a real pain in the neck.
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Work
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
Reality
My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.
Skeletons
Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
Because they have nobody to go with.
Phone
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
Marry
Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Wives
Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Horse
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a horse.
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!
Boyfriends
Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.
This is page 1 of 1