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Joke Topic - 'Pain'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pain'.

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Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
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Patient: 'Doctor, my wooden leg keeps giving me the most awful pain.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
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What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
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Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.


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Fish

What do fish play on the piano?
Scales!
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Ghosts

What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
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Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
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Newspaper

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
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Idiots

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
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Christmas Party

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Bedbugs

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.
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A Mouse

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.

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