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Joke Topic - 'Pain'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pain'.
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
He was a right pain in the neck.
Patient: 'Doctor, my wooden leg keeps giving me the most awful pain.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
It's a real pain in the neck.
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dumb
Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
Light Bulbs
What kind of bulbs should you never water?
Light bulbs.
Light bulbs.
Dogs
What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
A cock-eyed spaniel.
Pigs
What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.
Road hogs.
Dogs
Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
The cat got his tongue.
Dracula
What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
A bloodhound.
Cannibals
What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
They toast the bride and groom.
Snakes
What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
A boa constructor.
Dracula
Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
Because he wanted to draw blood.
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