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Joke Topic - 'Pain'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pain'.
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
He was a right pain in the neck.
Patient: 'Doctor, my wooden leg keeps giving me the most awful pain.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
Doctor: 'Don't be ridiculous! How can a wooden leg give you pain?'
Patient: 'My wife keeps hitting me on the head with it.'
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
It's a real pain in the neck.
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
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Fish
What do fish play on the piano?
Scales!
Scales!
Ghosts
What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
A recipe spook.
Let Me In
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
Newspaper
Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
Idiots
Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
Christmas Party
How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.
Abbreviated
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Bedbugs
At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.
In the spring.
A Mouse
How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.
Buy it a plane ticket.
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