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Joke Topic - 'Paid'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Paid'.

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Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
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Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
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You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.


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Mother

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
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Insanity

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children
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Split

What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.
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Dogs

Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
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Cannibals

"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."
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Cannibals

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Permanent

Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.
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Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.

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