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Joke Topic - 'Paid' - 1 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Paid'.

Don't rush me, I get paid by the hour.

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Cannibals

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.

Wills

What do you call an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!

Soup

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.

Computers

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.

Blondes

After completing her jigsaw piece in just six months, why was the blonde so happy?
Because it said From 2-4 years on the box.

Drums

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming, but you can't do anything to stop it.

Lightbulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.

Managers

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m.

Mummies

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
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