Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Boxing
When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!
The Sea
Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
Famous Composers
What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
Onion
Janet: I call my new boyfriend onion.
Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.
Calculator
What do you get if you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can always count on.
Pigs
Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.
Bees
How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
Squirrels
Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.
Polar Bears
Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.