Joke Topic - 'Paid'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Paid'.

Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.

Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Boxing

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.

Janet: I call my new boyfriend onion.
Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can always count on.

Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.

How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.

Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.

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