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Joke Topic - 'Paid'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Paid'.

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Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
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Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
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You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.


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Ducks

What are ducks favorite television programs?
Duckumentaries.
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Count

What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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Witnesses

Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
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Parties

What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
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Society

When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall
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Courts

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
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Journalists

Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
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Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.

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