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Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Paid'.
Don't rush me, I get paid by the hour.
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Cannibals
Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.
He went right off people.
Wills
What do you call an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
A fresh heir fiend!
Soup
Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
That's your soup, sir.
Computers
The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
Blondes
After completing her jigsaw piece in just six months, why was the blonde so happy?
Because it said From 2-4 years on the box.
Because it said From 2-4 years on the box.
Drums
Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming, but you can't do anything to stop it.
You know it's coming, but you can't do anything to stop it.
Lightbulbs
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
Managers
The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m.
Mummies
Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
He was all wound up!