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Joke Topic - 'Paid'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Paid'.

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Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
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Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
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You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.


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Vampires

Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
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Cows

What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
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Broke

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
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Race

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
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Bucks

Too few of the bucks stop here.
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Water

What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
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Married

Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
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Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
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Dracula

What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.

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