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Joke Topic - 'Paid' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Paid'.

Don't rush me, I get paid by the hour.
Don't rush me; I get paid by the hour.

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Notice

I've got a bad stomach.
Well, just keep your coat on, and no one will notice.

Elephants

Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?

Love

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.

Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!

Baseball

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!

Advice

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap, please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.

Drinking

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah, don't.

Change A Lightbulb

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One is to change the bulb, and one is to apologize for the delay.
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