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Joke Topic - 'Out Of Breath'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Out Of Breath'.


Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.

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Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.

The World

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.


How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.

Solar Panels

His solar panels are pointing at the moon.


What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.


How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

The Biggest Handicap

What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.

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