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Joke Topic - 'Out Of Breath'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Out Of Breath'.

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Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.


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Cats

Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Sing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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Data

Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...
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Cannibals

Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."
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Pizza

What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
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Politicians

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
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Parents

I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.
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The Future

The future isn't what it used to be.

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