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Joke Topic - 'Out Of Breath'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Out Of Breath'.

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Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.


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Programmers

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
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The World

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Sheep

How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.
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Solar Panels

His solar panels are pointing at the moon.
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Coffeemaker

What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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Waiters

How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
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The Biggest Handicap

What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.

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