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Joke Topic - 'Out Of Breath'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Out Of Breath'.

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Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.


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Vacation

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
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Saliva

Saliva drools O.K.
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People

Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.
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Apathetic

I used to be apathetic ... but now I don't care
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Breath

Halitosis is better than no breath at all
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A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
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Kitten

What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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Scottish

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).

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