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Joke Topic - 'Optician'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Optician'.


Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.

Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics


Hot Dogs

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Whatcha who?
Whatcha going to do today?


What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.

Cream Cakes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.


What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.


Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.


Do steam rollers really roll steam?


Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.


What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.

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