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Joke Topic - 'Opportunities'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Opportunities'.

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You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.


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Telepathy

Legalize telepathy - I knew you were going to say that
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Mother-in-law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
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Sandwich

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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Car Drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
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Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
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Husband

Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
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Humpty Dumpty

Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.

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