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Joke Topic - 'Opportunities'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Opportunities'.

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You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.


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Skeletons

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
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Pigs

Pigs might fly but this one drives
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Cars

We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...
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Dentists

Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
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Quasimodo

How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.
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Snore

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?
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Lawyers

What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in cement?
Run and find some more cement!
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Vampires

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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School

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

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