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Joke Topic - 'Opportunities'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Opportunities'.


You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.

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Legalize telepathy - I knew you were going to say that


'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'


How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.


Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Car Drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.

Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.


Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.


What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Humpty Dumpty

Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.

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