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Joke Topic - 'Opinion'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Opinion'.

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I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?


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Ship

Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
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Baseball

What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.
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Toys

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
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Porridge

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
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Dracula

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
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Restaurant

What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
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Knocking

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
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Wealthy

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!

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