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Joke Topic - 'Operation'


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Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!


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Intelligent

Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes but I'm only visiting
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Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Errors

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
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Politicians

The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
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Criticism

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!
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Beauty Parlor

My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!
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Vikings

Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
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College

Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.

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