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Joke Topic - 'Operation'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Operation'.

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Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!


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Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Computers

I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.
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Politicians

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
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Parties

What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
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Promises

What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.
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Golf

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
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Vacations

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!
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Tourists

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.

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