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Joke Topic - 'Operation'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Operation'.

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Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!


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School

What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
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Bees

What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?
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Boss

Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
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Animals

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!
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Blondes

Q: How does a blonde get hurt raking leaves?
A: She falls out of the tree!
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Buffalo

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
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Candles

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
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Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs bunny.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?

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