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Joke Topic - 'Operating'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Operating'.

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He's always operating in stand-by mode.


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Ghosts

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
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Proverb

He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
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Genie

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
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Cats

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
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French

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
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Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
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Rush

Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.

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