Joke Topic - 'Operating'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Operating'.

He's always operating in stand-by mode.

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Teenagers

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.

Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm

What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."

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