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Joke Topic - 'Operating'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Operating'.

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He's always operating in stand-by mode.


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Teenagers

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
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Spelling

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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
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Wife

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
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Food

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
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Thieves

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
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Parents

What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.
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Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
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Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."

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