Joke Topic - 'Operating'

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.

He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.

Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.