Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - O / Joke Topic - Operating - 1

Joke Topic - 'Operating'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Operating'.


He's always operating in stand-by mode.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.


Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may enter this system.


Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.


I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.


Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.


Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm


What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.

Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.


What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."

This is page 1 of 1