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Teenagers
The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
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Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
Wife
I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
Food
Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
Thieves
Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
Parents
What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.
Boa Constrictors
Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
Witches
What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."