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Joke Topic - 'Open'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Open'.


Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!

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Pull the pin out and throw it back.


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My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'


Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.

Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.


Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.

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