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Joke Topic - 'Open'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Open'.

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Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!


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French

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
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Drunks

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
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Blondes

What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.
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Politicians

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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Insurance

Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often
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Brothers

My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
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Detective

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
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Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.
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Skunk

Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.

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