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Joke Topic - 'Open'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Open'.


Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!

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Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.

On Time

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Huron who?
Huron time for a change.

Computer Dating

"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister."


Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!


How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"


What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.


How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.


A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'


Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.

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