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Joke Topic - 'Open'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Open'.

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Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!


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Pigs

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.
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On Time

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Huron.
Huron who?
Huron time for a change.
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Computer Dating

"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister."
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Marriage

Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!
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Engineers

How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"
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Mummies

What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.
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Mouse

How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.
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Puppies

A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.

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