Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cannibals
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.
Working
Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
Towels
What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.
Painter
Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?
Doctors
When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.
Mice
My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice
threw themselves on the traps!
Scottish
What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
Cats
What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
Teddy Bears
What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.