Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Speak
Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
Basketball
What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
Ghosts
Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.
Christmas Decorations
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
Henry VIII
Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
Horses
Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
Wife
My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
Trees
What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.