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Joke Topic - 'On Time'


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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Huron.
Huron who?
Huron time for a change.


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Students

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
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Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.
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Count Dracula

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
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Frogs

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
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Judges

Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
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Tennis

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
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Teflon

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
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Cats

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
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Cheese

What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.

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