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Joke Topic - 'On Time'


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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Huron.
Huron who?
Huron time for a change.


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Speak

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
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Basketball

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.
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Christmas Decorations

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
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Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
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Horses

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Wife

My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
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Trees

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.

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