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Joke Topic - 'On Time'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'On Time'.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Huron.
Huron who?
Huron time for a change.


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Christmas

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Vampires

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
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Help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Fathers

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
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Police

Police move in book case
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.
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Pigs

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
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Time

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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Water

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.

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