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Joke Topic - 'On Time'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'On Time'.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Huron.
Huron who?
Huron time for a change.


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Judges

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.
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Birds

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
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Elephants

Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
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Hired

Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.
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Dentists

Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
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Dracula

What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
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Frogs

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Pigs

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.

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