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Joke Topic - 'On The Run'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'On The Run'.

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A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.


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Football

Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
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Buried At Sea

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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Elected

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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Christmas

The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)
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Hired

Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.
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Biscuits

Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
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Elephants

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
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Apathy

Apathy rules - so what?
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Dandruff

Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.

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