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Joke Topic - 'On The Run'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'On The Run'.

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A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.


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Ghosts

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
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Football

What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Light Bulbs

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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Dogs

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
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Alcohol

Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it
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Ice Cream

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
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Perfumes

What is a succesful perfume called?
A best smeller.
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Future

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.

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