Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Football
Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
Buried At Sea
Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Elected
A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
Christmas
The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)
Hired
Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.
Biscuits
Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
Elephants
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
Apathy
Apathy rules - so what?
Dandruff
Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.