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Joke Topic - 'On The Run'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'On The Run'.

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A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.


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Victorian

What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.
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Deaf

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Horses

What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
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Time Travel

There's no future in time travel
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Eggs

Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.
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Women Drivers

Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.

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