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Joke Topic - 'On The Run'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'On The Run'.

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A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.


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Lawyers

Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.
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Milk

Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
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Programmers

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
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Lawyers

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
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London

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
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Catch The Attention

How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.
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Santa

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.

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