Joke Topic - 'On The Run'

Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.

Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'

How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.