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Joke Topic - 'On The Run'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'On The Run'.


A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.

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Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.


Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!


Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand


Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.


How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".


Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.


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Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.

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