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Joke Topic - 'Omlette'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Omlette'.

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Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?


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Houses

A man's house is his hassle.
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Kidnapping

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.
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Nightclubs

What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?
Bouncers.
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Death

Death is hereditary
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.
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Dog

What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.
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Zoo

What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
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Clumsiness

Clumsiness is catching
- no, dropping

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