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Joke Topic - 'Omlette'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Omlette'.

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Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?


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Parents

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
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Teachers

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.
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Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
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Oranges

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
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Scientists

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
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Fish

Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
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Witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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Sent

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.

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