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Joke Topic - 'Omlette'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Omlette'.

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Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?


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Tea

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
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Reality

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.
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Blondes

Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
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Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
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Burglar

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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