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Joke Topic - 'Omlette'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Omlette'.


Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?

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Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).


Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!


What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.

For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don who?
Don take me for granted.


Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!


How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".


What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.


Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.


My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'

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