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Joke Topic - 'Omlette'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Omlette'.


Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?

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She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".


Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.

Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.


Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.


Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?


Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.


Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.

Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.

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