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Joke Topic - 'Omlette'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Omlette'.


Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?

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Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day


My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.


Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.


Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.

Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.


Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in it's cold out here.


Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.


What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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