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Joke Topic - 'Omelette'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Omelette'.

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What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.


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Turkeys

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
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Idiot

Watch out for the idiot behind me.
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.
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Understand

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
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Ghosts

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
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Your Apology

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.
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Librarians

When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
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Firefly

What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.
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Golf

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.

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