Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Turkeys
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
Idiot
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
Cannibals
Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.
Understand
Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
Ghosts
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
Your Apology
I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.
Librarians
When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
Firefly
What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.
Golf
You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.