Joke Topic - 'Omelette'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Omelette'.

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.

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Turkeys

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.

Watch out for the idiot behind me.

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.

When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!

What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.

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