Joke Topic - 'Omelette'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Omelette'.

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.

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The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!

Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?

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