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Joke Topic - 'Omelette'


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What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.


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Work

The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.
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Human

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
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Christmas

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Dogs

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
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Credit Cards

Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
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Farmers

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
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Biscuits

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?

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