Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - O / Joke Topic - Oliver Twist - 1

Joke Topic - 'Oliver Twist'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Oliver Twist'.

$text4

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
$text4

Microscope

Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.
$text4

Folk Singers

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
$text4

Prisoners

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
$text4

Cannibals

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
$text4

A Keyhole

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
$text4

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
$text4

Actors

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
$text4

Cargo

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!

This is page 1 of 1