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Joke Topic - 'Oliver Twist'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Oliver Twist'.

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Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
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Chewing Gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
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Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.
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Cannibals

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."
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Music

What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
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Dog

Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
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Stockings

Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
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The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?

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