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Joke Topic - 'Oliver Twist'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Oliver Twist'.


Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank who?
Frank you very much.


Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.

Folk Singers

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.


Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.


Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.

A Keyhole

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.


Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'


How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!

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