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Joke Topic - 'Old Lady'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Old Lady'.

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Old Lady: What a cute little boy. What's your name, sweetheart?
Little boy: Robert.
Old Lady: Can you tell me your full name?
Little boy: Robert Stop That At Once!


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Barman

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
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A Married Man

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.
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Sheep

What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!
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Antiques

Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale
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Grandchildren

Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
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Cows

If your cow sounds like this, bake it and eat it "moo,moo". If your cow sounds like this I would take the fish "Moo ahhh,moo moo ahhh".
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Wood

What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.
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Movies

Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.

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