Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Monopoly
How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
Doctors
"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
Snow
Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
Marble
My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.
A Strawberry
This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'
Taxidermist
Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
Suggestions
Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
Mother
Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.