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Joke Topic - 'Old Age'


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My dad said, 'My leg, my leg, it's agony.' My mum said, 'That's entirely due to old age.'
My dad said, 'Well my other leg's just as old and that doesn't hurt.'


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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
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Who's there?
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Snow who?
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Who's there?
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Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
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What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.

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