Joke Topic - 'Old' - Page 2 - With 2 More Jokes and Funny Stories

This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Old'.

When I get old, will the calves on my legs be cows?

Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!

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What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.

Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.

Did you hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.

What do huge sea monsters like to eat?
Fish and ships!

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.

What are the largest ants in the world?
Elephants.

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!