Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Rabbits
There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.
Ants
What do you call an ant that lives alone?
Independ-ant.
Bees
How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
Elephant
Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
Experts
Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
Sour Cream
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
A Million Dollars
Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.
Idiot
Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.