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Joke Topic - 'Ointment'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ointment'.


Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.

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A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.


Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.


What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.


What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.


BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding


Boyfriend: You look good enough to eat.
Girlfriend: I do eat. Which restaurant shall we go to?


Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.


What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.


Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.

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