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Joke Topic - 'Ointment'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ointment'.

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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.


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A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
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Man

Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
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Parrots

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
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Policeman

What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.
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Cereal

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
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Boyfriend

Boyfriend: You look good enough to eat.
Girlfriend: I do eat. Which restaurant shall we go to?
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Marriage

Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.
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Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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Ghosts

Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.

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