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Joke Topic - 'Ointment'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ointment'.

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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.


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Rabbits

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.
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Ants

What do you call an ant that lives alone?
Independ-ant.
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Bees

How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
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Elephant

Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
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Experts

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
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Sour Cream

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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A Million Dollars

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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