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Joke Topic - 'Office'

Here are 7 jokes on the topic - 'Office'.


"Duties will vary."
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.

"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."

A boss shows one of his staff his brand new sports car. "That is an amazing car," the employee responds.
"Isn’t it?" replies the boss. "But if you can set your goals higher and work even harder this year, then I can get a much more expensive car next year."

Boss: "I've decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor helps to ease tension, which is important in the times when the work force is being reduced."
"Knock knock."
Employee: "Who's there?"
Boss: "Not you anymore."

Boss: If Mr. White comes into the office today, tell him I'm out.
Secretary: Yes, sir, anything else?
Boss: Yes. And try not look too busy when he shows up or he'll know you're lying.

In any office you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.

One day a salesman dropped in to see a business customer. He found that the office was deserted except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his eyes were playing tricks on him. Just then, the dog looked up and said, "Don't be surprised, sir this is all part of my job."
"That's simply incredible!" muttered the man. "I can't believe it! I'm must tell your boss what a fantastic asset he has in you - a dog that is able to talk!"
"No, no, please don't do that" said the dog. "If my boss finds out I that can talk, he'll make me answer the phones as well as clean the office."

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